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The Synagogue Church is a small Christian church in the heart of Nazareth known by this name due to a tradition claiming that it is the location where the village synagogue stood in Jesus' time. Above its doorway is an embedded sign in Arabic and English: \"Synagogue\". The tradition is doubted by archaeologists.
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