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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

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